tippytoeslovesyou:

This is really fucking cool.


(Source: patrickstormborn)




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dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

(Source: dierwolf)



You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Robin Williams (via booksquoteslove)



actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

(Source: subconsciously-conscious)





Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)


bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen



Bernie Ecclestone is an exceptionally wealthy man who until recently will have been familiar to Formula 1 racing fans and quite unimportant to the rest of the world. Only what he did today should make him a figure of global notoriety: Ecclestone paid $100 million to have a German court dismiss corruption charges raised against him that could have resulted in a 10-year prison sentence. No wonder he’s laughing.
Today, a billionaire paid $100 million for a Get Out of Jail Free card . (via wilwheaton)


I hope missing me isn’t
something you get over.
Maybe that’s selfish, but
I’m just afraid you’ll realize
how small I am compared
to the whole world. I hope
you have all the adventure
you need, but that you’re
still excited to come back
to me at the end of it.

anne, long distance (via anneisrestless)